Members of many of the online communities I frequent have heard me rant and rave about all the negative things about social networking sites (Facebook, MySpace, Mebo, BeeBo, etc etc) specifically how the sites;
- Steal your personal data!
- Spread viruses and spam!
- Are the breeding ground for stalkers, pedophiles, murderers, and all kinds of undesirables!
- And lastly how corporate and government Human Resource departments are now using these sites to pre-screen or eliminate you from possible employment opportunities!
But HEY, forget EVERYTHING I ever said about that, cause it’s a FANTASTIC ego booster if your over 40 and attractive as I am!
What do I mean? Well, you get to “find” all your old high school and college acquaintances and SEE how badly they have aged over the last 20 years! (Many people who you went to High School or College with will add you as a “friend” even if they don’t really know you because it boosts their fragile ego’s to have as many “friends” as possible.)
Whooo boy! I was amazed at how many people were down right FUGGLY! (*google the word if you are not familiar!) Seriously, some of these people have gotten so ugly that you would have to tie a steak around their neck just to get a dog to play with them! I’m talkin’ wrinkled, balding, and so FAT you can’t see their entire body in their profile picture! It’s a downright cryin shame to see how badly time and mother nature has kicked the crap out of some of these poor fools. AND… If your really lucky, you will manage to get “friend approved” by your ex girlfriends/boyfriends who are now so bad off that they would have a hard time getting laid if they were paying for sex, let alone actually hooking up with anyone!
If your a guy, then your chances for a supreme ego boost have just doubled! Yes, it’s true men do age better than women, especially after these gals have squeezed out a few puppies. You just can’t hide the age a few tear-ass, screaming kiddos, puts on the face and body. It’s like they suck the life right out of their momma’s. You ever see the “Dark Crystal” when the Skeksis drained the pod people? It’s kinda like this:
Yes, I know… all this sounds cruel… but I wasn’t one of the popular ones in Junior High and Most of High School so put this post in your yearbook and smoke it! Sure, I’m financially more successful than most everyone in my high school yearbook, but anyone can get a job! It’s so much better to be good lookin! So, if your like me… then run out and get you a facebook page and kick it like Sean Connery!
